11 8 / 2013
We have a newish patron that I just call “Bicycle helmet guy” that loves to get you stuck in conversation. He’ll start it off with a terrible joke about libraries or books. What he really loves to do is point out the color you’re wearing by saying something such as: “Excuse me, you have something pink on your dress.” But his favorite thing to do is to hold up his flash drive and yell “YOU’VE BEEN FLASHED.” He also likes to repeat it a few times to make sure you really get it.
Today, while walking down the stairs, he “flashed” three women. One of them he “flashed TWICE.”
03 8 / 2013